Monday, 24 December 2012

12 days of Christmas: an ode to parents

My alternative lyrics to the 12 days of Christmas for all the tired parents with beautiful, amazing children:

On the twelfth day of Christmas my true love gave to me:

12 minutes sit down
11 loads of washing
10 hours cleaning for
9 seconds tidy
8's past your bedtime
7 times awaking
6am's a lie in
"No, not the tree!"
For heaven's sake
Three minutes more
To give me a break
So I can have a cold cup of tea

Merry Christmas everyone

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